Welcome to Merica

1)Everyone here speaks English.  It makes me feel strange.  :(
2)I'm not supposed to throw TP in the garbage can anymore.
3)Water is free at restaurants (and I can drink it from the tap)
4)Public restrooms outside of malls!
5)Everybody has a car.
6)Kids?  Where'd all the kids go?
7)Everybody's rich.
8)Gas is $4.19!!!!!!
9)Fallbrook hasn't really changed, but my friends have.